WHO AM I, FRIENDOS? I AM…

Fantasy Author. Long Doggo Enthusiast. Snoot Booper. Shouter of Fucks. Drinker of Whiskey. These are all titles. I’m the Khaleesi nobody wanted and the one they certainly didn’t deserve, but here we are.

PLEASE NOTE that the thing in the picture is most definitely NOT a dragon. I’ve disappointed you all immensely to this point and I would hate to add further fuel to the fire. And while we’re here, let’s all pretend that dog is not the sweetest, most cowardly creature in the world.